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    A girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother bake
    biscuits in the kitchen.

    "Mom?" she asks. "How do you keep Dad so happy after all these years of


    The mother promptly throws a wad of biscuit dough on the floor, hikes
    up her dress, and squats down, picking the dough up with her privates.

    "Practice this and when you can do it, I'll guarantee that your man
    will be satisfied for the rest of his life," said her mother.
    So the girl practiced and practiced until her wedding night.

    While her anxious husband waited for her in the bed, she emerged
    wearing a sexy negligee, carrying a can of biscuit dough. She opened
    the can, threw the dough on the floor, lifted her negligee, and
    squatted over the dough, letting out a thunderous fart as she did so.
    Her husband, startled, jumped from the bed and backed away.

    "What's wrong, honey?" she asked.

    He replied, "Shit woman!" as he stepped further away. "If that thing
    barks like that for a biscuit, I sure as hell don't want to throw any
    meat at it!"
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