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  • A joke

    Got this from the latest Street Machine mag:

    A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. He and his wife decide they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess instead.
    The kids were eager to know what the meat was, so they begged their dad for the clue.
    "Well" the father said, "it's what mummy calls me sometimes."
    The little girl turns to her brother and says "Don't eat it - its an arsehole!"
    A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

    Dear god, it's some weird bastardized three wheeled two person go-kart.

  • #2
    har har har
    I love riding, especially yamamas

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    • #3
      Alternate puchline: "this tastes like a really funny kind of fish"
      For LAMS information and resources - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-156358/
      For LAMS discussion and to ask questions - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-143289/

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      • #4
        Very good. Ha ha ha!

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