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    I had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" womanI met at a bar. She looked pretty darnn HOT for 57. She was drinking quite a bit, and while we were chatting, she came right out and asked me if I'd ever had a "sportsman's double" - A mother and daughter threesome!
    I said 'no', but she might be able to talk me into it.

    So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly into my eyes, she tells me, "
    Tonight's your lucky night, grabs me by the hand & takes me back to her house.
    As we enter her house, she calls out " Mum you still awake?
    Last edited by optimal; 16-10-2007, 10:18 PM. Reason: not complete
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    I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings,
    I'm a drunk, I go to parties.



  • #2
    Yawn.

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    • #3
      Well it got me a smilin'
      In the cherry blossom's shade
      There's no such thing
      as a stranger.

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      • #4
        What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?....

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        • #5
          Whhaatttt????
          In the cherry blossom's shade
          There's no such thing
          as a stranger.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by optimal View Post
            I had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" womanI met at a bar. She looked pretty darnn HOT for 57. She was drinking quite a bit, and while we were chatting, she came right out and asked me if I'd ever had a "sportsman's double" - A mother and daughter threesome!
            I said 'no', but she might be able to talk me into it.

            So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly into my eyes, she tells me, "
            Tonight's your lucky night, grabs me by the hand & takes me back to her house.
            As we enter her house, she calls out " Mum you still awake?
            So let me get this right. The 57 year old calls out " Mum you still awake?

            hmmmmm I will leave it with ya


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            • #7
              Her mums a hottie believe me!
              Real Men Ride Nakid
              http://www.streetfighters.com.au

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Desmogod View Post
                What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?....
                Nothing she's already been told twice!

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                • #9
                  Cheers! I'd forgotten the punchline!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Desmogod View Post
                    What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?....
                    ok I'll bite!

                    nothing she's already been told twice.............boom boom
                    National pride should not be a crime!.

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                    • #11
                      Oh good grief....

                      Ha ha sportsmans double - I haven't heard that term lol!
                      Click here to see my Ducati 999R in the PSB garage... You'll love it!

                      Don't click here to see my ZX9R aka The Ginger Ninja... there's no link!

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                      • #12
                        Bahahhahaa! ooohh I've heard that one before. Its funny but scary all at the same time
                        In the cherry blossom's shade
                        There's no such thing
                        as a stranger.

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