Older Woman

[optimal]

I had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" womanI met at a bar. She looked pretty darnn HOT for 57. She was drinking quite a bit, and while we were chatting, she came right out and asked me if I'd ever had a "sportsman's double" - A mother and daughter threesome!
I said 'no', but she might be able to talk me into it.

So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly into my eyes, she tells me, "
Tonight's your lucky night, grabs me by the hand & takes me back to her house.
As we enter her house, she calls out " Mum you still awake?

[Desmo]

Yawn.

[LuLu]

Well it got me a smilin'

[Desmo]

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?....

[LuLu]

Whhaatttt????

[Ben S]

I had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" womanI met at a bar. She looked pretty darnn HOT for 57. She was drinking quite a bit, and while we were chatting, she came right out and asked me if I'd ever had a "sportsman's double" - A mother and daughter threesome!
I said 'no', but she might be able to talk me into it.

So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly into my eyes, she tells me, "
Tonight's your lucky night, grabs me by the hand & takes me back to her house.
As we enter her house, she calls out " Mum you still awake?

So let me get this right. The 57 year old calls out " Mum you still awake?

hmmmmm I will leave it with ya

[Billywhizz]

Her mums a hottie believe me!

[timmy]

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?....

Nothing she's already been told twice!

[Desmo]

Cheers! I'd forgotten the punchline!

[MADOGA]

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?....

ok I'll bite!

nothing she's already been told twice.............boom boom

[rod]

Oh good grief....

Ha ha sportsmans double - I haven't heard that term lol!

[LuLu]

Bahahhahaa! ooohh I've heard that one before. Its funny but scary all at the same time