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    The wrong pick-up lines

    Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

    Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

    My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.

    Do you have a library card, 'cause I want to check you out.

    Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

    If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
    switch away.

    Man - Fat Penguin! Woman - WHAT?
    Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

    I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

    I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this
    cheap motel room.

    Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the

    Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

    If you were a McDonald's burger, I would call you McBeautiful....
    I know I can't have your virginity, but can I have the box it came in?
    Real Men Ride Nakid

  • #2
    hmmm, might have to try a couple of them
    "I think she's kinda sweet...but she makes her living catching cum in her mouth and i'm sensing that's a problem with you"


    • #3

      Good show old chap
      In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
      Its the little things that make the difference
      Originally posted by IPIT on relationships
      If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.


      • #4
        thoroughly enjoyed.
        Originally posted by kyliejane
        benjamin is nobodys friend. if benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.
        Originally posted by harns
        Good riders don't need insurance though, they can evade any situation



        • #5
          mmmm McBeautiful