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The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, most
>people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing".
>
>Here it is: You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go
>up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". That's Marketing.
>
>You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of
>your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic
>in bed". That's Advertising..
>
>You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
>telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in
>bed" That's Telemarketing.
>
>You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him
>and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his
>tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the
>way, I'm fantastic in bed" That's Public Relations.
>
>You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
>"I hear you're fantastic in bed" That's Brand Recognition.
>
>You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home
>with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.
>
>Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support.
>
>You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
>handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the
>roof of one situated toward the centre and shout at the top of your
>lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.
>people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing".
>
>Here it is: You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go
>up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". That's Marketing.
>
>You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of
>your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic
>in bed". That's Advertising..
>
>You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
>telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in
>bed" That's Telemarketing.
>
>You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him
>and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his
>tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the
>way, I'm fantastic in bed" That's Public Relations.
>
>You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
>"I hear you're fantastic in bed" That's Brand Recognition.
>
>You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home
>with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.
>
>Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support.
>
>You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
>handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the
>roof of one situated toward the centre and shout at the top of your
>lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.
now all i gotta do is meet that woman :p
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