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    The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, most
    >people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing".
    >Here it is: You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go
    >up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". That's Marketing.
    >You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of
    >your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic
    >in bed". That's Advertising..
    >You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
    >telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in
    >bed" That's Telemarketing.
    >You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him
    >and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his
    >tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the
    >way, I'm fantastic in bed" That's Public Relations.
    >You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
    >"I hear you're fantastic in bed" That's Brand Recognition.
    >You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home
    >with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.
    >Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support.
    >You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
    >handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the
    >roof of one situated toward the centre and shout at the top of your
    >lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.

  • #2
    interesting way to describe it all.
    Originally posted by kyliejane
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    Originally posted by harns
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    • #3
      Very good mate, nice description
      now all i gotta do is meet that woman :p
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