So yeah, on the weekend I was at a fancy dress party where the theme was to come as your favourite human emotion. People came dressed in green like envy, and all sorts of other combinations. However, 2 guys rocked up at the same time both stark naked one with his dick in a bowl of custard and the other with his dick inside a pear. Everyone was like "what's up with you 2". the 1st guy spoke up and said well I'm fuckin dis'custard, and the other said I've cum in dis pear.
boom boom
boom boom
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