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    A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Queensland.

    The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

    One morning the husband return after several hours of fishing
    and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the reef, the wife
    decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
    and continues to read her book.

    Along comes a fisheries inspector in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
    woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

    "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")

    "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

    "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
    start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
    the woman.

    "But I haven't even touched you," says the inspector.

    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
    could start at any moment."

    "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.............



    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
    think.
    Spike
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