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    Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing only one letter and supply a new definition. Here are the 2002
    winners:

    Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

    Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

    Giraffiti: Vandalism painted very, very high.

    Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

    Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit).

    Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really ! bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

    Glibido: All talk and no action.

    Dopeer Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.



    And, the winner of the Washington Post's Style Invitational:

    Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.

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    • #3
      funny.. the 2002 winners seem to be the same as the 2001, 2000, 1999 and 1998 winners.. I swear I've seen this email around many times.

      Still funny but
      Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.

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      • #4
        You must be mistaken...B-)

        I wouldn't post incorrect / incomplete stuff here...

        Anyway it was emailed to me - so it MUST be right.

        Sheesh.
        Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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        • #5
          that's exactly right.. sorry for doubting you.
          Anything from the megaweb must be correct
          Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.

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          • #6
            ... so long as its in colour.

            So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)

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