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    A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next
    to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then
    casually looks at his watch for a moment.

    The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

    "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art
    watch. I was just testing it."

    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so
    special about it?"

    Bond explains, " It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

    The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
    "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

    The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I
    am wearing panties!"

    Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    smooth ,

    I might try that line .... wish me luck !!!!


    • #3
      hahahaha.. I love that.. awesome!
      Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.