Two guys get on a bus...

[Flakey]

bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an

animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,

but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the

following:


"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come

once-a-more. Two asses, they come together

again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."




"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In

this country, we don't speak aloud in pubic

places about our sex lives......... "



Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa

tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi'."

[Deej]

THis apeals to me for some strange reason.