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    A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. So he
    put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'
    Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
    The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
    If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.
    Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was
    7. Sorry. No sex this time.'
    A week later, Paddy, along with his pal Seamus, pulled in for another
    fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
    The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the
    correct number.
    Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were
    close, but no free sex this time.'
    As they were driving away, Paddy said to Seamus, 'I'm tinking that yer
    man's game there is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'
    Seamus replied, 'Ah to be sure it ain't rigged Paddy. My wife won twice
    last week.'
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