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    The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson
    Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At
    the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been
    such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
    world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone
    you want in Heaven.

    "Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,
    "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur
    to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

    Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor
    of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur,
    "professional to professional, you have some major
    design flaws in your invention.

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

    And finally,

    5. The maintenance costs are outrageous.

    Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied
    God, "hold on."

    God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a
    few words and waited for the results. The computer
    printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"
    God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers,
    more men are riding my invention than yours."
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2

    I know what I'd rather ride !!! and her initails aint HD !!


    • #3
      no, its CM.

      Rymes with 'Jabbs Fun"

      So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)


      • #4
        it's to difficult get a ride there Deej, kinda like the good go cart at the hire place ,

        ALWAYS IN USE !!!!!!!! then only availible when totally fucked