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  • Flakey
    started a topic Hmmm, genies...

    Hmmm, genies...

    A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
    partially
    buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.


    Two blonde genies appear and tell him he has been granted three
    wishes.

    The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

    The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
    surrounded
    by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to
    explore
    the house.

    Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the
    floor is covered in 100.00 bills.

    Then, there is a knock at the door.

    He answers the door and standing there are 2 people dressed in Klu
    Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope
    over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead. The Klansmen walk
    off.

    As they are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two
    blonde genies.

    One blonde genie says to the other one, "I don't get it. I can
    understand the first wish, having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to
    make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But
    why he'd want to be hung like a black man is beyond me."
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