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  • Management !!

    A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the
    facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of
    workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

    The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

    A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make
    $300.00 a week. Why?"

    The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

    Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room
    and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did around here?"

    With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "He's the pizza
    delivery guy from Domino's."

  • #2

    best joke i've heard in a while....

    Fat kids always win at see-saw


    • #3
      Loud Pipes Save Lives


      • #4
        noice one
        Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

        Some say he only showers on even days of the week

        Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

        All we know is he's Hewie.