Midland love poem

[19andrew59]

Shazza went and fell in love;
She planned to marry Macca.
She was so happy about it all
She told her old man so.

Shazzas old man said to her,
“You'll have to find another,
I'd just as soon the old lady don't know,
But Macca is your half brother"

So Shazza put aside her Macca
And planned to marry Snake.
But after telling the old man this,
He said, "There's trouble still...

You can't marry Snake, my gal.,
And please don't tell the old lady,
But Macca and Snake and several more
I know is your half brother

But the old lady knew and said, "My child,
Just do what makes you happy.
Marry Macca or marry Snake
The old man ain't your father.

[nipPs]

at least it rhymes perfectly


edit -aww you suck you changed it!!

[Davey]

wow im going to rewrite this so it rhymes and doesn't hurt so much to read:

Shazza went and fell in love;
She planned to marry Beau.
She was so happy about it all
She told her old man so.

Shazzas old man said to her,
“You'll have to find another,
I'd just as soon your mum don't know,
But Beau is your half brother"

So Shazza put aside her Beau
And planned to marry Bill.
But after telling daddy this,
He said, "There's trouble still...

You can't marry Bill, my gal.,
And please don't tell your mother,
But Beau and Bill and several more
I know are your half brothers

But alas her mother knew and said
"Just do what makes you happy"
Marry Bill or Marry Beau
The old man ain't your Pappy!.

[19andrew59]

Well played

[XSorXpire]

Davey takes the gravy.
While Andrew just gets poo.

[Taylor]

3/4's of why the "midland" poem was funny was because it was munted.

[XSorXpire]

Just like 3/4 of the midlandites

[19andrew59]

3/4's of why the "midland" poem was funny was because it was munted.

Which I believe may have been the authors intention, however I do like the re-write.