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    One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
    He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his
    mouth. In the Middle of catching one, his wife asked him a
    question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell
    in his ear. He tried and tried To dig it out but succeeded
    in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for
    assistance, and after hours of trying they Became worried
    and decided to go to the hospital.

    As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter
    came home With her date. After being informed of the
    problem, their Daughter's' date said he could get the
    peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down,
    then proceeded to shove two fingers up The father's nose
    and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, The
    peanut flew out of his ear.

    The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The
    young man insisted that it was nothing.

    Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
    'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think
    he's going to be when he grows older?'



    The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son In-law.

  • #2
    In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
    Its the little things that make the difference
    Originally posted by IPIT on relationships
    If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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    • #3
      Oldie but a goodie.

      Much like the poster

      Is it can be tiem to revive the "sick sick joke" thread naow pleez?
      "Once upon a time we would obey in public, but in private we would be cynical; today, we announce cynicism, but in private we obey."

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      • #4
        Do eeeeet.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Captain Starfish View Post
          Oldie but a goodie.

          Much like the poster

          Is it can be tiem to revive the "sick sick joke" thread naow pleez?
          Who you calling a goodie?

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          • #6
            Ooops - my bad
            "Once upon a time we would obey in public, but in private we would be cynical; today, we announce cynicism, but in private we obey."

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