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    Two Kiwis were fitting out a new shop.
    They only had a few shelves up when one said,
    "What do you bet some tourist walks in and asks what we're selling?"
    No sooner had he said this when an Aussie walks in and asks,
    "What are you selling?"
    The Kiwi turns around, looks at the Aussie and says,
    "Arseholes mate!"
    The second Kiwi chimes in and says,
    "Yeh mate, a full range of arseholes!"
    The Aussie checks out the shop, looks at the Kiwi and says,
    "Geez, you must be doing a roaring trade, there's only two left!!"
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