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  • #1

    *cough* bullshit *cough*

    An aboriginal walks into the local Centrelink office in Broome, marches straight up to the counter and mumbles, "'ey, you falla... don' wanna be on dole. I wanna job."
    The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur / bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.The starting salary is $60,000 a year."
    The aboriginal bloke says, "You're bullshitting me!"
    The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah well, you started it."
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  • #2
    [FONT]very funny[/FONT]


    can people pls check their posts first???

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    • #3
      Preview is your friend. (or maybe Cut'n'Paste is not?)
      Originally posted by JuanGabrielle
      I snuffle some commanders, I boomerang and disport, I go to the despite. Susie Isaacs has a large collection of cheesier amoebas.

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      • #4
        once again a well considered and though out post from a PSB member with a good social conscience and awareness.

        good work troglodite.
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        • #5
          Thankyou, noted.

          Also, is it troglodite or troglodyte?
          Last edited by 19andrew59; 30-11-2007, 12:07 PM. Reason: Too slow.

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          • #6
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            • #7
              Originally posted by resist View Post
              once again a well considered and though out post from a PSB member with a good social conscience and awareness.

              good work troglodite.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by resist View Post
                once again a well considered and though out post from a PSB member with a good social conscience and awareness.

                good work troglodite.

                You where both a coon and a smack face in a past life wherent you.
                In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Aphex View Post
                  You where both a coon and a smack face in a past life wherent you.

                  HAHAHA
                  Originally posted by kyliejane
                  benjamin is nobodys friend. if benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.
                  Originally posted by harns
                  Good riders don't need insurance though, they can evade any situation

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                  • #10
                    Troglodyte is spelled with a "Y".
                    This is general advice only and does not take into account your individual objectives, financial situation or needs (your personal circumstances). Before using this advice to decide whether to purchase a product you should consider how appropriate it is in regard to your personal circumstances.

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                      • #12
                        The joke is racist, and not all that funny. Maybe the fact that it's been around forever and that I've seen it with several variations of the race/location of the person "looking for a job" and the office they're attending made it a little less funny. But, other than that, it's just racist and not all that funny.

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                        • #13
                          But racism is funny.
                          I don't understand.

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                          • #14
                            beauty is in the eye of the beholder. i laughed
                            Originally posted by Friedrich Hayek
                            "The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design."

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                            • #15
                              ^^^ Whats your ethnicity dr00?

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