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A person of no specific ethnic origin goes into a clothing store and says,”This is a very fine jacket. How much is it?”
The salesman says, “It’s $500.”
The person of no specific ethnic origin says, “OK, I’ll take it.”
Two persons of no specific ethnic origin meet on the street.
The first one says,”You own your own business, don’t you? How’s it going?”
The other person of no specific ethnic origin says, “Just great! Thanks for asking!”
Two mother of no specific ethnic origin meet on the street and start talking about children.
Mother 1 (said with pride): “My son is a construction worker!”
Mother 2 (said with more pride): “My son is a truck driver!”
A person of no specific ethnic origin calls his mother and says, “Mother, I know you’re expecting me for dinner this evening,
but something important has come up and I can’t make it.”
His mother says, “OK.”
A couple who are of no specific ethnic origin go to a nice restaurant.
The man says: “I’ll have the steak and a baked potato, and my wife will have the julienne salad with house
dressing. We’ll both have coffee.”
The waiter says, “How would you like your steak and salad prepared?”
The man says, “I’d like the steak medium……the salad is fine as is.”
The waiter says, ” Thank you.”
A person of no specific ethnic origin calls his elderly mother.
He asks, ” Mom, how are you feeling? Do you need anything?”
She says, “I’m feeling fine, and I don’t need anything. Thanks for calling.”
A person of no specific ethnic origin goes to visit a friend.
Friend: Hi, come on in, would you like something to eat?
Person of no specific ethnic origin: No, thanks, I just ate.
Why did the person of no specific ethnic origin fall out of the tree?
Because the person of no specific ethnic origin was dead.
Q: How did the person of no specific ethnic origin acid-bath murderer lose a hand?
A: Pulling out the plug.
Q: What do you call a person of no specific ethnic origin with a university degree?
A: A liar.
Q: How do you keep a person of no specific ethnic origin busy for hours?
A: Put three spades on the wall and tell him to take his pick.
Q: Why don't persons of no specific ethnic origin have chequebooks?
A: Because it's hard to sign your name with spray paint.
A person of no specific ethnic origin, a person of no specific ethnic origin, and a person of no specific ethnic origin jump off the Empire State Building. Who lands first?
"Who cares?"
No harm is intended by any of these jokes.
Should you or any of your family, friends, colleagues, acquaintances,
train, bus or taxi drivers and but not limited to any and all persons and/or creatures,
be they animate and/or inanimate, you may or may not have cause to contact
and/or converse or otherwise have social and/or anti-social intercourse with
find that due to your ethnic background,race, colour, creed, sex, age
or any other variant of these or other possible combinations or singular situations,
some offence, be it real or imagined has occurred, there's really not a lot I or any
one I know could or would do for you.
The salesman says, “It’s $500.”
The person of no specific ethnic origin says, “OK, I’ll take it.”
Two persons of no specific ethnic origin meet on the street.
The first one says,”You own your own business, don’t you? How’s it going?”
The other person of no specific ethnic origin says, “Just great! Thanks for asking!”
Two mother of no specific ethnic origin meet on the street and start talking about children.
Mother 1 (said with pride): “My son is a construction worker!”
Mother 2 (said with more pride): “My son is a truck driver!”
A person of no specific ethnic origin calls his mother and says, “Mother, I know you’re expecting me for dinner this evening,
but something important has come up and I can’t make it.”
His mother says, “OK.”
A couple who are of no specific ethnic origin go to a nice restaurant.
The man says: “I’ll have the steak and a baked potato, and my wife will have the julienne salad with house
dressing. We’ll both have coffee.”
The waiter says, “How would you like your steak and salad prepared?”
The man says, “I’d like the steak medium……the salad is fine as is.”
The waiter says, ” Thank you.”
A person of no specific ethnic origin calls his elderly mother.
He asks, ” Mom, how are you feeling? Do you need anything?”
She says, “I’m feeling fine, and I don’t need anything. Thanks for calling.”
A person of no specific ethnic origin goes to visit a friend.
Friend: Hi, come on in, would you like something to eat?
Person of no specific ethnic origin: No, thanks, I just ate.
Why did the person of no specific ethnic origin fall out of the tree?
Because the person of no specific ethnic origin was dead.
Q: How did the person of no specific ethnic origin acid-bath murderer lose a hand?
A: Pulling out the plug.
Q: What do you call a person of no specific ethnic origin with a university degree?
A: A liar.
Q: How do you keep a person of no specific ethnic origin busy for hours?
A: Put three spades on the wall and tell him to take his pick.
Q: Why don't persons of no specific ethnic origin have chequebooks?
A: Because it's hard to sign your name with spray paint.
A person of no specific ethnic origin, a person of no specific ethnic origin, and a person of no specific ethnic origin jump off the Empire State Building. Who lands first?
"Who cares?"
No harm is intended by any of these jokes.
Should you or any of your family, friends, colleagues, acquaintances,
train, bus or taxi drivers and but not limited to any and all persons and/or creatures,
be they animate and/or inanimate, you may or may not have cause to contact
and/or converse or otherwise have social and/or anti-social intercourse with
find that due to your ethnic background,race, colour, creed, sex, age
or any other variant of these or other possible combinations or singular situations,
some offence, be it real or imagined has occurred, there's really not a lot I or any
one I know could or would do for you.
WITH "DAVO" - FarRider #1
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