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    A person of no specific ethnic origin goes into a clothing store and says,”This is a very fine jacket. How much is it?”
    The salesman says, “It’s $500.”
    The person of no specific ethnic origin says, “OK, I’ll take it.”

    Two persons of no specific ethnic origin meet on the street.
    The first one says,”You own your own business, don’t you? How’s it going?”
    The other person of no specific ethnic origin says, “Just great! Thanks for asking!”

    Two mother of no specific ethnic origin meet on the street and start talking about children.
    Mother 1 (said with pride): “My son is a construction worker!”
    Mother 2 (said with more pride): “My son is a truck driver!”

    A person of no specific ethnic origin calls his mother and says, “Mother, I know you’re expecting me for dinner this evening,
    but something important has come up and I can’t make it.”
    His mother says, “OK.”

    A couple who are of no specific ethnic origin go to a nice restaurant.
    The man says: “I’ll have the steak and a baked potato, and my wife will have the julienne salad with house
    dressing. We’ll both have coffee.”
    The waiter says, “How would you like your steak and salad prepared?”
    The man says, “I’d like the steak medium……the salad is fine as is.”
    The waiter says, ” Thank you.”

    A person of no specific ethnic origin calls his elderly mother.
    He asks, ” Mom, how are you feeling? Do you need anything?”
    She says, “I’m feeling fine, and I don’t need anything. Thanks for calling.”

    A person of no specific ethnic origin goes to visit a friend.
    Friend: Hi, come on in, would you like something to eat?
    Person of no specific ethnic origin: No, thanks, I just ate.


    Why did the person of no specific ethnic origin fall out of the tree?
    Because the person of no specific ethnic origin was dead.

    Q: How did the person of no specific ethnic origin acid-bath murderer lose a hand?
    A: Pulling out the plug.

    Q: What do you call a person of no specific ethnic origin with a university degree?
    A: A liar.

    Q: How do you keep a person of no specific ethnic origin busy for hours?
    A: Put three spades on the wall and tell him to take his pick.

    Q: Why don't persons of no specific ethnic origin have chequebooks?
    A: Because it's hard to sign your name with spray paint.

    A person of no specific ethnic origin, a person of no specific ethnic origin, and a person of no specific ethnic origin jump off the Empire State Building. Who lands first?
    "Who cares?"

    No harm is intended by any of these jokes.
    Should you or any of your family, friends, colleagues, acquaintances,
    train, bus or taxi drivers and but not limited to any and all persons and/or creatures,
    be they animate and/or inanimate, you may or may not have cause to contact
    and/or converse or otherwise have social and/or anti-social intercourse with
    find that due to your ethnic background,race, colour, creed, sex, age
    or any other variant of these or other possible combinations or singular situations,
    some offence, be it real or imagined has occurred, there's really not a lot I or any
    one I know could or would do for you.
    Last edited by 19andrew59; 30-11-2007, 09:47 PM.

  • #2
    generic benign response.

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    • #3
      I think all your people of unknown origin must be grey skinned

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      • #4
        They were perfect. "no feelings were harmed in the making of these jokes."
        "Once upon a time we would obey in public, but in private we would be cynical; today, we announce cynicism, but in private we obey."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Captain Starfish View Post
          They were perfect. "no feelings were harmed in the making of these jokes."
          Yep - not even a funny bone!
          "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice." Albert Einstein

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          • #6
            now go watch http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...liceman-45882/

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            • #7
              Look why did it have to just be mothers talking about their children? I think it is biased against dads.
              Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by 19andrew59 View Post
                A person of no specific ethnic origin.
                Originally posted by Captain Starfish View Post
                They were perfect. "no feelings were harmed in the making of these jokes."
                I disagree. I only think of myself as a 5th generation white Australian. There are only 8% of us in the country and we have less rights than many others.
                We are excluded from most forms of govt funding except welfare.

                I take offence at the discrimination in this joke.
                I am not ethnic. Why is it the author had to generalize people of all the parts of the world but mine. Clearly he has issue with my lack of ethnicity and frankly i find it intolerable.
                I think that perceived racial equality has resulted in the unfair segregation of the white Australian male.
                I am not aboriginal nor Torres straight islander.
                What box do i tick?
                They have dept of immigration.
                They have have indigenous affairs.
                What department do i have?
                I think this joke is out of line as it and society in general excludes me from a fair go. I'm sick of it.

                When am i going to get help to assimilate into the mainstream?
                You cannot tell me that i am the mainstream because any 5th grader could tell you that 8% of the population would not make the mainstream. In fact, if i were any colour but white i would have a government department and therefore a voice.

                Pull your heads in you bigots.
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                • #9
                  ^bahahahahaha

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                  • #10
                    I don't get it. The first joke you pasted today was racist and unfunny, and these ones simply aren't even jokes... Anti-jokes are a lot better.

                    Q: What did Batman say to Robin to get him in the car?
                    A: Get in the car.

                    Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
                    She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

                    Three men walk into a bar. They're all alcoholics, and they beat their wives.

                    Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
                    A: The Holocaust.

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                    • #11
                      ....and then?
                      Originally posted by Viper
                      I'm probably fucking something up.
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                      • #12
                        Last edited by 19andrew59; 30-11-2007, 09:48 PM. Reason: None

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                        • #13
                          I saw a tree the other day.
                          Originally posted by vk6hgr
                          My Hyosung couldn't do that speed if it was dropped in from orbit.

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                          • #14
                            AND FOR THE KIDS:
                            Ms Muffet,
                            Sat on a tuffet,
                            Eating Tofu, after a jog.
                            Along came a member of the Arachnid Race
                            Who sat down beside her
                            And they engaged in a meaningful dialogue
                            https://parodieslost.blog/

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                            • #15
                              .....
                              Last edited by 19andrew59; 02-12-2007, 04:16 AM.

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