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    Nothing like true words out of the mouths of babes........

    The Sea

    A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea". Kids were
    asked to draw pictures, or write about their experiences. Teachers got
    together to compare the results, and put together some of the comments that
    were funny, and some that were sad. Here are some of them. The kids were
    all aged between 5 and 8 years.

    * This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

    * Whales are animals, not fish. If they don't get air they can drown, like
    my brother did last summer. (David age 7)

    * Oysters balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

    * I don't like the sea. It makes me sick on the ferry. (Peter age 6)

    * My goldfish died. Why? (Katie age 5)

    * If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all
    round you, you are in continent. (Wayneage 7)

    * I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
    Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

    * A dolphin breaths through an @rsehole on the top of it's head.(Billy age

    * My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
    (Millie age 6)

    * When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
    ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to
    make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.
    (William age 7)

    * I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do
    mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

    * I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming
    and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just
    got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

    * Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you
    a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have
    to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

    * My mum has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish. (Laura age 5)

    * When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy
    small. (Kevin age 6)

    * When me and Sarah went to the sea side in the summer holidays, we hid in
    the sand dunes and watched my big sister doing it with her boy friend. It
    was fun. (Lauren age 7)

    * A submarine goes under the water like a fish, but it has lots of seamen
    inside. (Emma age 5)

    * When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, and have lots of
    sailors (Valerie age 6)

    * Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go
    down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)

    * On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very
    fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny.
    (Julie age 7)
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.

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    Some of those are funny as. I love it when kids say goofy stuff
    Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still

    Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still

    Whoever is filthy... let him be filthy still