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  • Lone Ranger

    An olde, but I hadn't seen it in a few years...


    The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians...
    The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
    honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
    But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests.
    What is your first request?
    The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.
    The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who
    whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away.Later
    that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his
    As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's
    tent and spends the night.
    The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.You
    have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two
    days. What is your second request?'
    The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought
    to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.As before,
    Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
    Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns,
    this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She
    enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
    The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
    'You are indeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow.
    'What is your last request?'
    The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse....alone.'
    The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the
    Lone Ranger's tent.
    Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
    looks him square in the eye and says,
    "Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse.
    For the last time... BRING POSSEEEE."
    Dual sport riders do it in the dirt

  • #2
    ... I don't get it... :mellow:
    In the cherry blossom's shade
    There's no such thing
    as a stranger.


    • #3
      and, like Taylor, you probabily never will
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      • #4

        Barfy's on FIRE tonight!
        "Once upon a time we would obey in public, but in private we would be cynical; today, we announce cynicism, but in private we obey."


        • #5
          LOL at all of the above
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          • #6
            Originally posted by barfridge View Post
            and, like Taylor, you probabily never will
            nice one
            "In all the human societies we have ever reviewed, in every age and in every state, there has seldom if ever been a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their elders, and what you call heroism is just an expression of this fact; there is never a scarcity of idiots." -The Culture


            • #7
              *boom tish*
              No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation to detail.