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    WAL-MART INTERVIEW

    A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring
    someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

    The day came and as the four sat around the
    conference room table, the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"

    Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning.

    "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
    "And, now you sir?", he asked the second man.




    "Hmmm...let me see. "A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."

    "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed." He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.

    "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. "Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."

    The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said.

    Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same ques tion.








    Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."

    "WHAT?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

    "Oh sure", said Old Bubba. "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already $hit my pants."

    Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

    You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on!....


    Dubs

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    black text ftl
    In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
    Its the little things that make the difference
    Originally posted by IPIT on relationships
    If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Aphex View Post
      black text ftl
      Ctrl + A

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      • #4
        go fuck yourselves FTW

        Dubs

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        • #5
          it's fine if your not reading it on a retarded black background
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          • #6
            I have no trouble at all reading it on the black skin...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Rich View Post
              I have no trouble at all reading it on the black skin...

              Hmmm fair enough. Just assumed that's what was causing the problem with the cut an pasted black text.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Dubs View Post
                go fuck yourselves FTW

                Dubs
                dubs making me piss everytime he writes anything FTW

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                • #9
                  You need to work on your pelvic floor muscles Rach. It's a common thing with the ladies.
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                  • #10
                    I wish to see a demonstration mr. barfridge!!

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