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  • Tequila Christmas Cake

    Ingredients:

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    Lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    Nuts
    1 bottle tequila
    2 cups of dried fruit

    Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila
    again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
    drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a
    large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
    it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... just in
    case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
    chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

    Pick the fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried
    druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
    Sample the lequita to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt.
    Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your
    nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
    find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
    over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through
    the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

    CHERRY MISTMAS!

  • #2
    hahahaha thats gold..

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    • #3
      Damn, I don't have any fluffy bowls.

      Can somebody please lend me one?
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      • #4
        Sounds like my friends cooking wine. She drinks it while cooking.
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        • #5
          I lol'd


          nice find.
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          • #6
            hahahaha thats brilliant.

            I actually thought it was a recipe for tequila Xmas cake. I was like "ooOOoOO thats different! Give it a shot!" ahahah DUUUHHHHHH
            Last edited by LuLu; 05-12-2007, 11:50 AM.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Petaldust View Post
              Sounds like my friends cooking wine. She drinks it while cooking.
              Hahaha or the cooking sherry that doesnt taste that bad.
              Every housewife should have a bottle, for emergencies.

              Its not Christmas unless the turkey gets dropped because the cook is pissed And your not a real christmas cook until you have done it - according to mum anyway.

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