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  • If My Body Were A Car...

    One for the girls.................................

    If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.


    I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.

    My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

    My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

    My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

    It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

    But here's the worst of it --
    Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter. ....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

    However, FJ and Uncle Ho (MyFX) are 2 examples of people that dont fit this genre but fit into the forum well as well respected members.

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    • #3
      haha

      nice

      btw.. i think i need to avoid your posts at work.. your signature isnt very work safe...

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      • #4
        Turn off the "signature" option in your control panel Mikeymikemike.

        Worksafe or not...I just luv 'em
        Originally posted by Viper
        I'm probably fucking something up.
        FOREVER RIDING WITH "DAVO" - FarRider #1

        http://forum.fjr13.org/index.php
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        • #5
          cant.......stop...........looking.............at.. ..........signature...........boobies............. .....bums....................
          Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible Instead Of: F*** off a*se-hole

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          • #6
            If my body were a car i'd be a Hummer (big and solid) with fucked headlights, suspension and a long range tank
            LIVE TO RIDE AND RIDE TO LIVE
            LET THOSE WHO RIDE DECIDE

            'Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out,
            shouting 'FUCK YEAH ...WHAT A RIDE!'

            REGRET NOTHING YOUVE DONE


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