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    15 Things NOT to Say to Cops

    15. No, YOU assume the position.

    14. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

    13. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?

    12. No, offi, offic, lucifer . . . I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.

    11. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 190 kph.

    10. Back off, Barney, I've got a piece.

    9. But officer, I've got 2 different drivers licenses from 2 different states! Pick 1

    8. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!

    7. On the way to the station let's get a six pack, oh don't forget the cig's

    6. You'll never get those cuffs on me. . . You Homo!

    5. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

    4. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen?

    3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

    2. So thats what thaat lolipop lady in the school zone means

    1. What do you use those leather gloves for, anyway?


    10 More Bad Things to Say to Cops

    10 That uniform makes your ass look really big.

    9 I wanted to be a cop but decided to finish high school instead.

    8 You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

    7 Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on Cops?

    6 I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.

    5 Gee, thanks! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

    4 A 9mm? Sheesh! Check out this .44 magnum!

    3 Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

    2 Here- hold my beer so I can reach my license.

    1 Aren't you that guy from the village people?

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    9. But officer, I've got 2 different drivers licenses from 2 different states! Pick 1

    i have done this once when my licen been suspended hahaha
    he said to me ur licen is suspended i said yah i know but i have another licen 8) :roll:
    we never sleep
    24 hours a day
    7 days a week

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    • #3
      10, That uniform makes your ass look really big.

      9, I wanted to be a cop but decided to finish high school instead.

      8, You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

      7, Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on Cops?

      6, I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.

      5, Gee, thanks! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

      4, A 9mm? Sheesh! Check out this .44 magnum!

      3, Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

      2, Here- hold my beer so I can reach my license.

      1, Aren't you that guy from the village people?

      15. No, YOU assume the position.

      14. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

      13. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?

      12. No, offi, offic, lucifer . . . I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.

      11. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110 mph.

      10. Back off, Barney, I've got a piece.

      9. But officer, I've got 2 different drivers licenses from 2 different states! Pick 1

      8. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!

      7. On the way to the station let's get a six pack, oh don't forget the cig's

      6. You'll never get those cuffs on me. . . You Homo!

      5. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

      4. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen?

      3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

      2. So thats what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone means

      1. What do you use those rubber gloves for, anyway?
      I think about sex every tits seconds.

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      • #4
        "Sorry for all the eratic driving, officer, I'm smacked up on opium and didn't know what I was doing."
        www.sortbycorruptiondate.com

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        • #5
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          • #6
            OH MY GOD someone actually went searching for the first post???????????

            AND IT WAS 2 YEARS AGO!


            U sir have way too much time on ur hands HAHAHAHAHAHAH
            I think about sex every tits seconds.

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            • #7
              What makes people to lazy to search and bump an old post....

              BTW you were too slow on your edit...
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              • #8
                Thank you for pointing out that fact i mean there hasn't been like heaps of new ppl in 2 years but HEY LETS MAKE THEM ALL SEARCH TO CATCH UP!!!!!




                I think about sex every tits seconds.

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                • #9
                  No, thankyou for being such an excellent poster
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                  • #10
                    Embrace the search function. It knows all and will set you free.

                    Merged. By me.

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                    • #11
                      blow into this please - No you blow this
                      'When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion.' - Robert M. Pirsig



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                      • #12
                        "But I havn't had a cunt all night drinkstable!"
                        Being Unstable & Bitchy Is All Part Of My Mystique

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                        • #13
                          Cop : "Do you know why I pulled you over sir?"

                          Driver : "Well that depends on how long you where following me...."

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                          • #14
                            Sorta off the topic but the mod's can feel free to delete the joke.

                            A man was driving his porsche down the freeway in the wee hours of the morining on christmas eve, after finding out earlier that night his wife was cheating on him. As he was driving the porsche he thought "Wonder how fast it can go". So he puts his foot down 120,130,140,150,160,170 as he hits 173 km he see's some blue and red flashing lights behind him. He panics and thinks oh shite after all this crap tonight some copper's gonna pull me over. He thinks not in this life time. puts his foot down and speeds off. About 30 secs later he comes to his senses pulls the car over and waits for the cop.

                            The cop gets out the car and walks up to him and says, "look mate what the fuck are you thinking, do you know how much paper work your gonna have to make me do. I'll tell you wat, i'll do u a favour. If you can give the most original excuse as to why you you were speeding, i'll let you off."

                            They guy thinks about it and goes ok "I found out today that my wife is cheating on me with a copper and they have run off together. I thought you were him and you were trying to give her back."

                            The copper looks at him with a smirk and says "have a good night"
                            'When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion.' - Robert M. Pirsig



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                            • #15
                              Sorta off the topic but the mod's can feel free to delete the joke.

                              A man was driving his porsche down the freeway in the wee hours of the morining on christmas eve, after finding out earlier that night his wife was cheating on him. As he was driving the porsche he thought "Wonder how fast it can go". So he puts his foot down 120,130,140,150,160,170 as he hits 173 km he see's some blue and red flashing lights behind him. He panics and thinks oh shite after all this crap tonight some copper's gonna pull me over. He thinks not in this life time. puts his foot down and speeds off. About 30 secs later he comes to his senses pulls the car over and waits for the cop.

                              The cop gets out the car and walks up to him and says, "look mate what the fuck are you thinking, do you know how much paper work your gonna have to make me do. I'll tell you wat, i'll do u a favour. If you can give the most original excuse as to why you you were speeding, i'll let you off."

                              They guy thinks about it and goes ok "I found out today that my wife is cheating on me with a copper and they have run off together. I thought you were him and you were trying to give her back."

                              The copper looks at him with a smirk and says "have a good night"
                              [/b]
                              Always a classic



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