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    Christmas Tequila Cookies
    1 cup dark brown sugar
    1 cup (two sticks) butter
    1 cup granulated sugar
    4 large eggs
    2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    1 teaspoon salt
    1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
    1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
    2 cups all purpose flour
    1 liter bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

    First, sample the Cuervo to check quality.
    Take a large bowl. Check the Cuervo to be sure It is of the highest quality.
    Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink.
    Turn on the electric mixer.
    Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again.
    At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK.
    Try another 4 ounces, just in case.
    Turn off the mixerer thingy.
    Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking
    the frigging fruit off the floor.
    Mix on the turner.
    If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.
    Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
    Next, sift 2 cups of salt or shomething.
    Check the Jose Cuervo.
    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
    Add one table.
    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
    Greash the oven.
    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
    Don't forget to beat off the turner.
    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
    make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

    Cherry Mistmas

  • #2
    I dont have a cake tin. Can i just drink the tequila while eathing a fruit mince pie?

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    • #3
      Yes, u may.. Seems a lot easier too. Can i exchange the tequila for Sambuca???
      * I take no responsibility for my posts! The lil man in my head makes me type it... ^_^

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      • #4
        Fuck that sounds like me when im cooking regardless. Sept usually i opt the Jose for Johnnie or Bundy ... Beer is only used when cooking a bbq!
        I love two strokes. Because they annoy the shit out of people. ^_^

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        • #5
          repost :p

          http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...as-cake-46129/

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          • #6
            Originally posted by chidding View Post

            and den?

            Dubs

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Dubs View Post
              and den?

              Dubs

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              • #8
                Easy Chidding....


                Rockingham common sight?




                dubs = nebbah failz

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                • #9
                  Cant drink tequila anymore since i drank a whole bottle straight when i was 21 i think and it fucked me for a week.
                  coronas and lots of them are good for
                  cooking
                  socialising
                  gardening
                  anything really
                  ps could i just dunk the cookies in the tequila
                  LIVE TO RIDE AND RIDE TO LIVE
                  LET THOSE WHO RIDE DECIDE

                  'Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out,
                  shouting 'FUCK YEAH ...WHAT A RIDE!'

                  REGRET NOTHING YOUVE DONE


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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Dubs View Post
                    Easy Chidding....


                    Rockingham common sight?




                    dubs = nebbah failz
                    lol good call.. seems like it would be a rockingham bike.. then again i would hafta say no.. more than likely cause they would be goon bags

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