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    Dayvorce

    A farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces".

    The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres".

    The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do
    you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays".

    The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a
    case?"

    The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere." The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge. The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, That's where I parks the John Deere."

    The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?" The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30".

    The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants one of those dayvorces."
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