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    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North Americ a.

    MARIA:
    Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

    CLASS:
    Maria.
    ____________________________________


    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

    JOHN:
    You told me to do it without using tables.
    __________________________________________

    TEACHER:
    Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

    TEACHER: No, that's wrong

    GLENN:
    Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

    TEACHER: What are you talking about?

    DONALD:
    Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten
    years ago.
    WINNIE:
    Me!
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    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

    GLEN:
    Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________

    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

    MILLIE: I is...

    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

    MILLIE:
    All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
    _________________________________

    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
    cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

    ______________________________________
    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON:
    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
    ______________________________
    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE :
    No, teacher, it's the same dog.
    ___________________________________
    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD:
    A teacher
    Last edited by PolishDude; 21-12-2007, 05:02 PM.

  • #2
    not bad

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    • #3
      What the FUCK is with the coloured text. Can't read it so;
      you = fail.
      Work Buy Consume Die

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      • #4
        :rolf:

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          • #6
            Very good, could imagine one of my three coming out with one of those lines. May have to think before I open my mouth :O

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