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  • Make me a woman

    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

    Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.

  • #2
    oohhhh so thats how its done ..

    im going to have to remember that one
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.

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    • #3
      *giggle*
      Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still

      Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still

      Whoever is filthy... let him be filthy still

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      • #4
        you eat ships
        you taste wrong
        you isolate and desolate
        you are not home to man;
        yours is the
        subtlest beauty.

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        • #5
          Rev Limiter Command. Catching the moment.
          psycho bikes
          psycho riders
          boss yeah!

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          • #6
            hehe
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            "Nothing to see here move along"

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