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    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    Sacha Guitry

    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other but still they stay together.
    Hemant Joshi

    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
    Socrates

    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
    Dumas

    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? "
    Sigmund Freud

    I had some words with my wife; and she had some paragraphs with me.
    Anonymous

    "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
    Henny Youngman

    "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
    Sam Kinison

    "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
    James Holt McGavran

    "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
    Patrick Murray

    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
    Nash

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
    Anonymous

    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
    Henny Youngman

    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    Rodney Dangerfield

    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong Milton Berle
    Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy Anonymous
    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
    Anonymous

    First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
    Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
    "I think she's kinda sweet...but she makes her living catching cum in her mouth and i'm sensing that's a problem with you"

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    words -> paragraphs...
    In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
    Its the little things that make the difference
    Originally posted by IPIT on relationships
    If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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    • #3
      LMAO ... hilarious...

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      • #4
        Love it.

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        • #5
          gold!

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          • #6
            Funny - yes. True - also yes.
            Christie. 1972-2012. RIP my dear friend. Never forgotten.

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            • #7
              ahaha very funny!


              hope its not true!
              (226): Forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

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              • #8
                uncannily true

                why bother getting married? you might as well just give most of what you own to someone you don't like and save the hassle

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by munki View Post
                  uncannily true

                  why bother getting married? you might as well just give most of what you own to someone you don't like and save the hassle
                  Ahh, yeah - true again.
                  Christie. 1972-2012. RIP my dear friend. Never forgotten.

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                  • #10
                    may i just add this for a reference guide.
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                    • #11
                      Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
                      Dumas
                      I know it's juvenile and he's French, but that doesn't mean I can't laugh at it.
                      This is general advice only and does not take into account your individual objectives, financial situation or needs (your personal circumstances). Before using this advice to decide whether to purchase a product you should consider how appropriate it is in regard to your personal circumstances.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Red_is_Best
                        hahah I hate it when they do that and you make some noises like you had it done just last year, then they give you that look, like you are a bad vagina owner and you should take better care of it!

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