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  • A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint

    A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
    and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?"

    The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."

    So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few
    joints.

    After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a
    drink from the river.

    The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the
    river.

    A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the
    side, then asks the lizard, "whats the matter with you?"

    The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint
    with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river
    while taking a drink.

    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle,
    finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up
    and says "hey!"

    The Monkey looks down and says "fuuuuuuck.......how much water did you drink?!!"

  • #2
    That's a good one

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