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    can you find one to beat these...

    EDINBURGH, Scotland (UPI) — A man who admitted having sex with a bicycle in a Scottish hotel has been placed on the sex offenders' register for breach of the peace.

    Robert Stewart admitted to the crime Friday in Ayr Sheriff Court and is to be sentenced next month, Britain's Telegraph reported Saturday.

    Stewart was discovered last October by two maids who entered to clean his room during a stay at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, Scotland.

    The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex, a sheriff's spokesman told the court. The shocked witnesses told the hotel manager who told the police.

    Stewart, according to the Telegraph, is not the first person convicted of sex with an inanimate object. In 1993, Kar Watkins, an electrician, was arrested for having sex with pavements in Redditch, England.
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    cannot read it man, it is too light

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    • #3
      Do starfish count? virgins?

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      • #4
        I'm pretty sure rubbing your dick on something doesn't constitute having sex.
        This is general advice only and does not take into account your individual objectives, financial situation or needs (your personal circumstances). Before using this advice to decide whether to purchase a product you should consider how appropriate it is in regard to your personal circumstances.

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        • #5
          haha I'm with Taylor on that one but still funny!

          id sue the hotel for breach of privacy(not that i have sex with bicycles). or do they have the right to just walk in?

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          • #6
            yellows even more offensive....
            (541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda awkward

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            • #7
              in that case take your pick
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              http://www.streetfighters.com.au

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              • #8
                All of the above. Women will change their mind half way through so thats the best bet.
                In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
                Its the little things that make the difference
                Originally posted by IPIT on relationships
                If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by shane1 View Post
                  Do starfish count? virgins?
                  no.

                  your mum does though mate, talk about a soggy cornflake...
                  "Once upon a time we would obey in public, but in private we would be cynical; today, we announce cynicism, but in private we obey."

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                  • #10
                    black?

                    Originally posted by Captain Starfish View Post
                    no.

                    your mum does though mate, talk about a soggy cornflake...
                    that would have been a boring video, will have to check the cam.

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                    • #11
                      black soggy cornflakes?
                      In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
                      Its the little things that make the difference
                      Originally posted by IPIT on relationships
                      If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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                      • #12
                        oooh ooh!! i likes the purple!
                        (541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda awkward

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                        • #13
                          WOW, HOW INTERESTINGlc

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                          • #14
                            Man 'attempted sex with fence' in London park


                            By Matthew Moore

                            Last Updated: 2:37am GMT 22/11/2007





                            A drunken man broke into a central London park and attempted to have sex with a fence, a court heard.
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                            How About That: More bizarre news stories from around the world Daniel French, 24, made "sexual motions" towards metal railings in Leicester Square Gardens after being challenged by police in the early hours of Sunday morning, Westminster Magistrates' Court was told.
                            Bryony Gordon: And now for some fence sex "He said words to the effect of: 'I'm going to have sex with that fence'," said Philip Lemoine, prosecuting.
                            Leicester Square is a hub for drunken revellers at weekends"The gardens were locked and police asked French to leave. He was drunk and there were some sexual motions - drunken silliness - to the railings."

                            Mr Lemoine added: "French said he had a relative who was a solicitor and would teach the police a lesson."

                            French, of Verity Way, Stevenage, Hertfordshire, admitted being drunk and disorderly after a night out in the West End, but angrily denied making romantic overtures towards the fence.
                            "That's not right at all about the fence. I was surrounded by three big police officers. I felt I was being bullied and wanted to go home. They were pushing me against the fence and trying to provoke me," he told magistrates on Monday.
                            "The suggestion that I was trying to do something sexual to the railings is disgusting."
                            French was sentenced to serve the time he had already spent in custody since his arrest - meaning he was allowed to walk free from court.
                            (541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda awkward

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