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    PIG IN BULLBAR
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    >Northern Territory farm-hand radios back to the farm manager.
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    >"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute.
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    > The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my ute and
    >is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out."
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    >manager says "Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in
    >the head and you'll be able to remove him."
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    >Five minutes later the farm hand calls back.
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    >"I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and
    >removed him from the bull-bar. No problem there, but I still can't go on".
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    >"Now what's the f...k'n problem?" raged the manager.
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    > " Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under
    >the right front wheel arch".

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    Awsome!

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