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    Q. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
    A. Because their balls fall over their asshole and they
    vapor-lock.

    Q. What's the difference between love, true love and showing
    off?
    A. Spitting, swallowing and gargling

    Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a
    Jewish wife?
    A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

    Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
    A. Same thing as a "quickie," only you do it yourself.

    Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no
    intention of driving.

    Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
    A. No one to talk to during orgasm.

    Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
    A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a
    dozen donuts

    Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
    A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!

    Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third
    grade: Who has the biggest tits?
    A. The blonde, because she's 18.

    Q. The three words most hated by men during sex?
    A. "Are you In?" or "Is It In?"

    Q. Three words women hate to hear when having sex
    A. "Honey, I'm home!"

    Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
    A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
    Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill

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    Nice...

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    • #3
      great stuff
      you eat ships
      you taste wrong
      you isolate and desolate
      you are not home to man;
      yours is the
      subtlest beauty.

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      • #4
        Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
        A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
        my guess is she'd have to be a blonde (otherwise she'd have used her hands....)
        No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation to detail.



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        • #5
          They all want the last donut when i'm offering sathid......but at the end of the day I don't care how they get it!
          Nitrous is like a hot girl with STD's, you know you wanna hit it, but you are afraid of the consequences!

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          • #6
            HAHA... w00t!

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            • #7
              of course they all want the last donut when theres only one donut there to begin with
              No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation to detail.



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              • #8
                Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?  
                A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
                BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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