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  • Irish Vasectomy

    After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided
    that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the
    husband went to the doctor and told him that he and his wife did
    not want to have any more children.

    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
    that would fix the problem but it was very expensive. A less costly
    alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a
    beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to ten.

    The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the
    smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me" said the doctor "It will do the job".

    So the man went home, lit a bunger and put it in a beer can.
    He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5,"
    at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

    This procedure also works in New Zealand, Tasmania and South

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