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    All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who should be in charge.

    "I should be in charge", said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".

    "I should be in charge", said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away".

    "I should be in charge", said the stomach, "because I process food to give you all energy".

    "I should be in charge", said the legs, "because I carry the body where-ever it needs to go".

    "I should be in charge", said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes".

    "I should be in charge", said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal".

    All the other body parts laughed at the rectum, and insulted him. So in a huff the rectum shut down tight.

    Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the blood was toxic, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, and the eyes got watery.

    They all decided the rectum should be the boss.

    The moral of the story?

    The arsehole is usually the one in charge!
    222 Loctite doesn't taste too bad.

  • #2
    Dude, what the hell is your avatar a picture of?
    Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still

    Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still

    Whoever is filthy... let him be filthy still

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    • #3
      A tree with some sort of fungal growth is all I can think of? :?

      I'm sure there's a reason ... somewhere....

      but thats why I dont have an avatar yet.... Havent bothered to think of anything decent yet. :roll:

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      • #4
        Dude, what the hell is your avatar a picture of?
        Been thinking the same thing but didn't want to ask....
        (Or suggest it looks like a loaded rubber stuck to a tree, post back-door action.) :shock:
        sigpic

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        • #5
          Dude, what the hell is your avatar a picture of?
          Been thinking the same thing but didn't want to ask....
          (Or suggest it looks like a loaded rubber stuck to a tree, post back-door action.) :shock:
          ewwwwww :shock:
          Loud Pipes Save Lives

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          • #6
            FUNGUS???


            now all the guys are gone we can talk about THRUSH!!!


            see i told you its everywhere!!


            Dubs

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            • #7
              Dude, what the hell is your avatar a picture of?
              Been meaning to ask you the same thing Pac.

              Yeah, its a fungal colony, growing on a teatree on our land, looks really great in real life! There are some huge funky red ones too.

              Loaded rubber/Back door!! :oops: (yeah thats what it is :shock: )
              222 Loctite doesn't taste too bad.

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              • #8
                Dude, what the hell is your avatar a picture of?
                Been meaning to ask you the same thing Pac.
                Lemmi know when you decide to
                Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still

                Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still

                Whoever is filthy... let him be filthy still

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                • #9
                  i'm not sure but have an idea since i have a rather sick minded bro
                  with some of the comments ive seen there are a coupla guys on here that would hafta know

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                  • #10
                    Das far knee too.
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                    • #11
                      Neil: you must be bjored++

                      Come over and have a beer. Resurrecting old threads just isn't a substitution.
                      For LAMS information and resources - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-156358/
                      For LAMS discussion and to ask questions - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-143289/

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