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    Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered
    over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he
    politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

    "My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've
    just buried him."

    The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish,
    isn't it?"

    Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's
    inside your fucking cat."
    Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill

  • #2
    nice work ..
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.

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