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  • For funny emails/jokes/vids/pics - that dont deserve their own thread

    Just a thought - might werk, might not.

    Rules are simple :

    1..None of that posting FWD, fwd, forwarded stuff with >>> on the left side.
    2..No need to point out that 'this has been around since 1997' or 'welcome to the internet'
    3..No whoring
    4..Saying something is a Repost is ok, as long as it is accompanied by a funny captioned 'repost' picture
    5..No Lolcats

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    Last edited by Rob; 19-09-2008, 07:50 AM.
    Increasing my carbon footprint - one 500 @ a time...

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    When your dog steals your photo moment
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    • #3
      I have a pdf that is very funny but cant upload it as it is too big
      Suggestions please

      <a href="http://www.filefactory.com/file/d58f...6_o.pdf</a><br />

      Thanks Rob if this works, if not thanks for nothing

      Bert
      Last edited by BERT; 19-09-2008, 10:57 AM.
      It's better to be thought stupid than open your mouth and remove all doubt

      Pure speed in sixth gear on a 5,000 foot straightaway is one thing, but pure speed in third gear on a gravel-strewn, downhill, ess turn is quite another.
      Hunter S. Thompson

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      • #4
        I had the same problem a few weeks back.

        Try this for a host - I could do it behind werks firewall thingy - might work for you there?

        This is a link to a funny file, but try filefactory . com and see if you can upload??

        -- FileFactory.com - free file hosting --
        Increasing my carbon footprint - one 500 @ a time...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Rob View Post
          When your dog steals your photo moment
          great!
          I am a rebel....
          [http://www.sloganizer.net/en/][/url]

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Rob View Post
            5..No Lolcats

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            • #7
              heh
              Increasing my carbon footprint - one 500 @ a time...

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              • #8
                ^^^lol

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                • #9
                  I want an auto-delete function tht works on any emails that say "iF yOu FoRwArD tHiS tO 20 FrIeNdS yOuR CrUsH WiLl CaLl YoU!!"


                  Fuck off.
                  Originally posted by vk6hgr
                  My Hyosung couldn't do that speed if it was dropped in from orbit.

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                  • #10
                    I had a minor medical problem so my doctor referred me to a female urologist.

                    I saw her yesterday. She is absolutely gorgeous and unbelievably sexy.
                    The first thing she told me is that I have to stop masturbating.

                    When I asked her why, she said:





                    ''Because I'm trying to examine you.......''
                    Increasing my carbon footprint - one 500 @ a time...

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                    • #11
                      Got these couple of 'young Gordon Ramsey' videos emailed, thought you might enjoy...

                      gordon.wmv ( 1.7MB )
                      gordon1.wmv ( 3.8MB )

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                      • #12
                        That dear is well fucked!
                        sigpic

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                        • #13
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                          • #14
                            According to the U.S. Census Bureau...


                            9,000 people are having sex right now,

                            2,000 are kissing.

                            100 are getting head, and

                            1 lonely person is reading emails.

                            You hang in there, Sunshine!
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                            • #15
                              questions to ponder

                              QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!



                              If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?






                              Can you cry under water?

                              How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

                              Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?


                              Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


                              Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


                              What disease did cured ham actually have?


                              How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


                              Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?


                              If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


                              Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


                              Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


                              Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

                              They're going to see you naked anyway.


                              Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?


                              Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


                              If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


                              Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?


                              If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


                              Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

                              They're both dogs!


                              If Wile I. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


                              If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


                              If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


                              Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


                              Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


                              Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


                              Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


                              Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?




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