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    • hahahaha!!
      "if u go to bed with an itchy bum..u might wake up with a smelly finger"
      "children in front seat of car can cause accidents...but, accidents in back seat of car can cause children"

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      • Wife won't let you go fishing?








        Four married guys go fishing.

        After an hour, the following conversation took place:

        First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'

        Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build
        her a new deck for the pool.'

        Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
        would remodel the kitchen for her.'

        They continue to fish.

        Then they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, so they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'

        Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off
        my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:

        'Fishing or Sex?' and she said: 'Wear sun-block.'

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        • Last edited by russell.; 30-01-2009, 11:31 AM.

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          • "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice." Albert Einstein

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            • The Gay Flight Attendant!

              An email i got:



              THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT



              This one is too funny to not forward.



              My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.



              As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
              "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up,
              that would be super."

              On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.




              "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

              She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."




              To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
              Tray-up, Bitch."
              Originally posted by Red_is_Best
              hahah I hate it when they do that and you make some noises like you had it done just last year, then they give you that look, like you are a bad vagina owner and you should take better care of it!

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              • its *ok*, made me smile, not thaaaaat good tho

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                • meh......funny emails thread


                  Dubs

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                  • This one is too funny to not forward.
                    guess again.


                    wow - tough audience today!
                    "Once upon a time we would obey in public, but in private we would be cynical; today, we announce cynicism, but in private we obey."

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                    • OLD.........

                      Belongs in the classic folder.
                      In Kazakhstan if you want sugar in your coffee you ask for Kunt

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                      • Did nothing for me...maybe you need that inclination!

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                        • Circa 1999.
                          In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
                          Its the little things that make the difference
                          Originally posted by IPIT on relationships
                          If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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                          • Sorry FG BUT i have to agree with the rest

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                            • Damn.....tough crowd fo sho. circa 1999? I didnt have email then sheesh!!!
                              Originally posted by Red_is_Best
                              hahah I hate it when they do that and you make some noises like you had it done just last year, then they give you that look, like you are a bad vagina owner and you should take better care of it!

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                              • I wubbed it FG

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