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  • Originally posted by Petrov View Post
    Careful, [MENTION=9945]Princess deb[/MENTION] may label you a racist.
    That would be labelous
    Being an Australian is not an excuse for being dumb and racist.

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    • Originally posted by BOFH View Post
      Bitches be crazy...

      Oh bugger if only you'd posted that LAST Thursday, I literally did the bottom left one, no wonder it was so quiet that night.
      DO NOT TOUCH - Probably the most unsettling thing to read in braille.

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      • Bugger me... If it's real, it's probably the most impressive thing I've ever seen.

        "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice." Albert Einstein

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        • Desmo! Want to buy a franchise?

          "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice." Albert Einstein

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          • Originally posted by Sventek View Post
            Bugger me... If it's real, it's probably the most impressive thing I've ever seen.

            I hope thats real! Looks awesome!

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            • Oh it's real alright... Full videos (yes, there is a video inside the plain too) are out there.
              The greatest excitement comes from besting who you were yesterday.

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              • When due process fails us, we really do live in a world of terror. — JC Denton

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                • Got a bargain...

                  liquorland.JPG

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                  • Originally posted by Sventek View Post
                    Bugger me... If it's real, it's probably the most impressive thing I've ever seen.

                    WOW the wind must have been still that day
                    "when people say I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart."
                    all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart."

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                    • Originally posted by Petrov View Post
                      Careful, [MENTION=9945]Princess deb[/MENTION] may label you a racist.
                      I don't do labels, I only do descriptions.

                      Now go be unfunny somewhere else.

                      Meanwhile, this is for the lovely [MENTION=26429]Shaitan[/MENTION]:

                      https://parodieslost.blog/

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                      • Originally posted by Princess deb View Post
                        I don't do labels, I only do descriptions.

                        Now go be unfunny somewhere else.

                        Meanwhile, this is for the lovely [MENTION=26429]Shaitan[/MENTION]:


                        Gecko huh? I had him pegged as a Horny Devil...

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                        • Originally posted by Sventek View Post
                          Bugger me... If it's real, it's probably the most impressive thing I've ever seen.

                          I reckon that's Rossi's plane, he's been chasing his tail for a while now.

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                          • Nah, it'd be lorenzo's plane, and rossi riding.
                            If cleanliness is next to godliness, why was jesus a dirty sandal-wearing beardo?

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                            • "I think she's kinda sweet...but she makes her living catching cum in her mouth and i'm sensing that's a problem with you"

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                              • famous last words?

                                "Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances."

                                -- Dr. Lee DeForest, "Father of Radio& Grandfather of Television."

                                "The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives."
                                - - Admiral William Leahy , US Atomic Bomb Project

                                "There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom."
                                -- Robert Millikan, Nobel Prize in Physics, 1923

                                "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."
                                -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949

                                "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."--
                                Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

                                "I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year."--
                                The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957

                                "But what is it good for?" --
                                Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.

                                "640K ought to be enough for anybody."
                                -- Bill Gates, 1981

                                This 'telephone'has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us,"--
                                Western Union internal memo, 1876.

                                "The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
                                -- David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.

                                "The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible,"
                                -- A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)

                                "I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper," --
                                Gary Cooper on his decision notto take the leading role in "Gone With The Wind."

                                "A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make,"
                                -- Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.

                                "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out,"
                                -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.

                                "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible," --
                                Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.

                                "If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this,"
                                - - Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M "Post-It" Notepads.

                                "Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy," --
                                Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859.

                                "Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau." - -
                                Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University , 1929.

                                "Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value," --
                                Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre , France .

                                "Everything that can be invented has been invented,"
                                -- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, US Office of Patents, 1899.

                                "The super computer is technologically impossible. It would take all of the water that flows over Niagara Falls to cool the heat generated by the number of vacuum tubes required." --
                                Professor of Electrical Engineering, New York University

                                "I don't know what use any one could find for a machine that would make copies of documents. It certainly couldn't be a feasible business by itself." --
                                the head of IBM, refusing to back the idea, forcing the inventor to found Xerox.

                                "Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction."
                                -- Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse , 1872

                                "The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon,"--
                                Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria 1873.

                                And last but not least...

                                "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." --
                                Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
                                "I think she's kinda sweet...but she makes her living catching cum in her mouth and i'm sensing that's a problem with you"

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