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Young person? Probably and old fart who needs help to unlock it.Originally posted by DesmoComment
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Put in the other way round....duh!Originally posted by Hillz View Post" Imagination is the seed of life..."Comment
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Attached FilesLast edited by chew; 29-05-2019, 07:32 AM.They hung a sign up in our town "If you live it up, you won't live it down"-Tom WaitsComment
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DEAR NEIGHBOUR:
Hi, Brian.
This is Richard, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face.
When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night.
Probably much more than you.
I haven't been getting it at home recently.
I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great.
I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.
Regards.
Richard.
Brian, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun. Went next door, and shot Richard dead.
He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.
Brian then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.
SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:
Hi Brian.
Richard here again.
Sorry about the typo on my last text.
I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Checker had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." lol
Technology huh?
It'll be the death of us all."Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it's a beautiful day"Comment
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