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> A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious
health
> risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran
across
an
> ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
"Guaranteed.
Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and
> subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.
>
> The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in
> nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
She
> introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"
>
> Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After
they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way
this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days
and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is
> delighted to find he has lost 10lb. As promised He calls the company
and orders their 5-day/ 20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at
the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has
ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign
> around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door or after her like a shot.
> This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch
her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four
days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he
weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
>
> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
"This is our most rigorous program." Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't
felt this good in years".
>
> The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he
finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."
health
> risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran
across
an
> ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
"Guaranteed.
Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and
> subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.
>
> The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in
> nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
She
> introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"
>
> Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After
they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way
this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days
and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is
> delighted to find he has lost 10lb. As promised He calls the company
and orders their 5-day/ 20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at
the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has
ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign
> around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door or after her like a shot.
> This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch
her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four
days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he
weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
>
> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
"This is our most rigorous program." Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't
felt this good in years".
>
> The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he
finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."
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