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    > A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious
    health
    > risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran
    across
    an
    > ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
    "Guaranteed.
    Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and
    > subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.
    >
    > The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
    stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in
    > nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
    She
    > introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
    The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"
    >
    > Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later,
    huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After
    they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way
    this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days
    and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is
    > delighted to find he has lost 10lb. As promised He calls the company
    and orders their 5-day/ 20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at
    the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has
    ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign
    > around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door or after her like a shot.

    > This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch
    her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four
    days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he
    weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
    >
    > He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
    7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
    "This is our most rigorous program." Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't
    felt this good in years".
    >
    > The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he
    finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
    and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    RUN U FAT C-U-N-T RUN...............

    actually it could be worse.... could be campo on his sp-1 chasing him


    allthough its only got half a motor so some fat prick could out run it

    I'm the noob you all pwn!

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