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    A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman.
    "Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said.

    No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye.

    "Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said.

    "Well," thought the man, "might as well carry on."

    On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was quite attractive.

    "Make love to me now or climb the ladder to success," she uttered.

    As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went. On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot.

    "Fuck me here and now or climb the ladder to success," she flirted.

    Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again.

    When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies buzzing around his head.

    "Who are you?" the man asked.

    "Hello" said the ugly fat man, "I'm Cess!"
    I speak the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

  • #2
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things


    • #3
      Dam MJ that's fucked up.



      • #4
        Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still

        Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still

        Whoever is filthy... let him be filthy still


        • #5
          pretty sick


          • #6
            oh no the dreams are gonna start all over again! :cry: :cry: :cry:


            • #7
              Bump this one too.
              Coz it's funny.


              • #8
                Reminds me of the old company motto when Ces Fox was boss - If you want to succeed, suck Ces


                • #9
                  haha thats sick
                  Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign. I just didn't see YOU!