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  • An oldie, but a goodie

    A surgeon, a civil engineer and a software engineer were chatting at a bar. The discussion rolled around to whose profession was the oldest. The surgeon said that his was, since in the book of Genesis, God created Eve from one of Adam's ribs, and surly that involved surgery. The civil engineer countered by saying that before God created man, he created the heavens and the Earth from chaos, surly a feat of civil engineering. The software engineer just smiled and said "Where do you think the chaos came from?

  • #2
    god used windows ??
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.

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    • #3
      Nah, he prolly provided the divine inspiration to get more religious followers..

      Cause u have to pray each time that something works!

      haha

      ... its toooo early in the morning to be funny... doh!

      <goes back to sleep>

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      • #4
        <goes back to sleep>
        i wish .. sllleeeepppp
        Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

        Some say he only showers on even days of the week

        Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

        All we know is he's Hewie.

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        • #5
          Dude he can't have used windows...... more like DOS
          If girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice, Then why do they taste like TUNA!!!!!

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          • #6
            DOS -27.0 ??

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