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    Due to increasing products liability litigation,
    American liquor
    manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion the
    following warning
    labels be placed immediately on all varieties of
    alcohol containers:

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
    wondering what the
    hell
    happened to your bra and panties.
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
    you are
    whispering
    when you are not.
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
    in dancing like a
    retard.
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
    tell your friends
    over
    and over again you love them.
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
    think you can
    sing.
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
    believe ex-lovers
    are
    really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
    morning.
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
    you can
    logically
    converse with members of the opposite sex without
    spitting.
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading
    cause of
    inexplicable
    rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
    illusion you are
    tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
    people.
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
    think people are
    laughing with you.
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
    pregnancy.
    WARNING: the konsumshun of alcahol may Mack you tink
    you can tipe reel
    gude.
    "Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a
    jar of
    jalapenos.
    What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."
    I speak the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

  • #2
    funny funny stuff
    Is Dead

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    • #3
      hehehe, i like the last one, the ass burning one
      I was raised on the Dairy....Bitch

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      • #4
        u love that feeling dont you Turbinator


        *wink wink* :twisted:

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