alcohol - Public health jokes are funny!!

[MJ]

Due to increasing products liability litigation,
American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion the
following warning
labels be placed immediately on all varieties of
alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the
hell
happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are
whispering
when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
in dancing like a
retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends
over
and over again you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can
sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe ex-lovers
are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can
logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading
cause of
inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are
laughing with you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
pregnancy.
WARNING: the konsumshun of alcahol may Mack you tink
you can tipe reel
gude.
"Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a
jar of
jalapenos.
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."

[TheonlyNinjabitches]

funny funny stuff

[Turbinator]

hehehe, i like the last one, the ass burning one

[CAD]

u love that feeling dont you Turbinator


*wink wink* :twisted: