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Aunt Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly
despondent over the recent death of her husband.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in
death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she
took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself
in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and
a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as
to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor told
her that her heart would be just below her left breast.
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a
gunshot wound to her knee.
despondent over the recent death of her husband.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in
death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she
took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself
in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and
a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as
to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor told
her that her heart would be just below her left breast.
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a
gunshot wound to her knee.
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