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Never die of a broken heart

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  • Never die of a broken heart

    Aunt Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly
    despondent over the recent death of her husband.
    She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in
    Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she
    took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself
    in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
    Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and
    a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as
    to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor told
    her that her heart would be just below her left breast.

    Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a
    gunshot wound to her knee.
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    now thats saggy
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.


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      • #4
        Funny, but saw it coming a mile away
        Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.