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  • 46 things women can't do

    1/ Know anything about a car except its colour
    2/ Understand a film plot
    3/ Go 24 hours without sending a text message
    4/ Lift
    5/ Throw
    6/ Run
    7/ Park
    8/ Read a map
    9/ Rob a bank
    10/ Sit still
    11/ Tell a joke
    12/ Play pool
    13/ Pay for dinner
    14/ Eat a kebab while walking
    15/ Argue without shouting
    16/ Get told off without crying
    17/ Understand fruit machines
    18/ Walk past a shoe shop
    19/ Make a decent bacon sandwich
    20/ Not comment on strangers clothes
    21/ Use small amounts of toilet paper
    22/ Let you sleep with a hang over
    23/ Drink a pint gracefully
    24/ Get a round in
    25/ Throw a punch
    26/ Do magic
    27/ Like your friends
    28/ Eat a really hot curry
    29/ Get to the point
    30/ Buy plain envelopes
    31/ Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
    32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold "
    33/ Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends
    34/ Avoid credit card debt
    35/ Dive into a pool
    36/ Assemble furniture
    37/ Set a video recorder
    38/ Not try change you
    39/ Watch a war film
    40/ Understand why flirting results in violence
    41/ Spend a day by themselves
    42/ Go to the toilet by themselves
    43/ Buy a purse that fits in your pocket
    44/ Choose a video quickly
    45/ Fart
    46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above
    8)
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    hahaha yup
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.

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    • #3
      Booya!
      Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.

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      • #4
        hehehehehe no wonder you're not gettin any!!!!

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        • #5
          It's ok... She doesn't know my login... 8)
          Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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          • #6
            hehehe spot on

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            • #7
              I agree with all of the above

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              • #8
                A lot of things have changed since 2003
                LIVE TO RIDE AND RIDE TO LIVE
                LET THOSE WHO RIDE DECIDE

                'Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out,
                shouting 'FUCK YEAH ...WHAT A RIDE!'

                REGRET NOTHING YOUVE DONE


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                • #9
                  :feminist_en:


                  Hello, you've reached the psychiatric hotline. If you are obsessive/compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3, 4, and 5. If you are simply paranoid, just stay on the line - we know who you are.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Speed Demon View Post
                    A lot of things have changed since 2003
                    Nope, people are still bumping 5 year old threads with no real reason for doing so.

                    Was good for a laugh mind, cheers.

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                    • #11
                      haha nice mate, very nice
                      `Ride on Cam - No. 52` :aus-salute:

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ryven View Post
                        Nope, people are still bumping 5 year old threads with no real reason for doing so.

                        Was good for a laugh mind, cheers.
                        i got sick of looking at the johnny softcock knoxville thread at the top of the list
                        LIVE TO RIDE AND RIDE TO LIVE
                        LET THOSE WHO RIDE DECIDE

                        'Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out,
                        shouting 'FUCK YEAH ...WHAT A RIDE!'

                        REGRET NOTHING YOUVE DONE


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                        • #13
                          i fail at number 46 cause i counted at least 33 things i can do
                          i dont like shoes or purses
                          and i know how to drink beer for starters

                          oh and war films rock
                          movies arent good if there is no fighting in them

                          but why throw a punch when you can straight for the jugular?
                          ellE

                          jenius

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                          • #14
                            Oh boy, you have guts.

                            I look forward to meeting you...

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                            • #15
                              I love it!
                              I love two strokes. Because they annoy the shit out of people. ^_^

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