Is your cat plotting to kill you?

[carlos]

[MattyA]

Not only does my cat plot to kill me it attempts to almost every minute. The only safe time is when im at work, but that is the perfect plotting time.

[Xuaxace]

hehe

[ashmo]

thats so true, my cat lays on my girlfriends face when she is asleep... ninja cat

[bobinatcat]

thats so true, my cat lays on my girlfriends face when she is asleep... ninja cat

worst thing ever to wake up to

[Yagadan]

worst thing ever to wake up to

Orly?

[Moorby]

worst thing ever to wake up to

you haven't met some of the ladies i've taken home

[carlos]

^ haha

[acegalaxi]

Yep, that is cats to a T. Love em all the same.

[not faz]

worst thing ever to wake up to

I don't know I can think of worse things than waking up to pussy on my face!

[Dazed&Confused]

Yeah..... Try a chihuahua bum.
That's a trick that gets played in our house.
Grrrr

[Sumatie]

thats so true, my cat lays on my girlfriends face when she is asleep... ninja cat

Aren't you supposed to wake with your girlfriends pussy on your face?!!

[chew]

Our cat Weezil has always actively hunted our younger son with random attacks common. These stopped about 1 year ago. He is now 17, 188 cm and recently the cat started on him again!

Probably all due to the rough treatment from both of them to each other when they were younger, cat is now 9.

[foolishboy]

My fat little man is a terror, only having 3 legs has never held him back from bashing up every other cat he can find in the neighbourhood.

Was playing with him one day, bugger was on the top level of a big cat tower thing and suddenly decided that he no longer wanted to play so BAM, smacked me in the side of the head, sent my glasses flying and me trying to work out what the hell just happened.

The only thing I can say is that if he had two front legs he would be lethal!!

[miss_chevious]

My fat little man is a terror, only having 3 legs has never held him back from bashing up every other cat he can find in the neighbourhood.

Was playing with him one day, bugger was on the top level of a big cat tower thing and suddenly decided that he no longer wanted to play so BAM, smacked me in the side of the head, sent my glasses flying and me trying to work out what the hell just happened.

The only thing I can say is that if he had two front legs he would be lethal!!

Thats my STUMPY!
Go fat boy...