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  • Good Grandpa‏

    A woman in a supermarket happens upon a grandfather and his poorly behaved 3 year-old grandson.



    It's obvious to her that Papa has his hands full with the child screaming for lollies in the sweets aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle; same for fruit, cereal and soft drinks in their respective aisles.



    Meanwhile, Papa is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, Albert, we won't be long -- easy, boy."



    Another outburst, and she hears Papa calmly say, "It's okay, Albert, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, lad."



    At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the shopping trolley, and Papa again in a controlled voice is says, "Albert, Albert, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, Albert."



    Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the Grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car.



    "You know, sir, it's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it.

    That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things will be okay.



    Albert is very lucky to have you as his Papa."



    "Thanks, lady," said the grandfather, "But, I'm Albert -- the little shithead' over there's name is Steve!!!!!!!"
    I HAD A BREEZE UP MY SHORTS AND IT FELT LIKE CHRISTMAS!!

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    Lol
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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