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    Got this in an email today and it's fucking hilarious;

    The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in
    Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone - saying how
    cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to
    get rid of him.

    The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left.
    This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail.

    After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn't call him back -
    instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on
    the air.

    Apologies if it's a repost.

  • #2
    Oh dear...

    Originally posted by Ferris
    I love how PSB has turned into "Dear Martha"

    Figure shit out yourselves, retards.


    • #3
      [ame=]YouTube - Dimitri the stud[/ame]


      • #4
        The freak has his own website (careful, some pages are NSFW): THE OFFICIAL WEB SITE OF DIMITRI THE LOVER, CANADA'S GREATEST LOVER AND SEDUCER!


        • #5
          Very funny btw ^_^


          • #6
            Holy shit, that website is hilarious. Those messages are awesome too haha
            I was just raising hell I wasn't doing no harm, the cops could not appreciate my natural charm.


            • #7
              Believe it of not...I'm a great catch lol
              Originally posted by TurboR1
              Yeah, I remember Ken Done...

              I look at his work and think... "I could do that, with an enema tube and a arsehole full of paint."


              • #8
                Hehe, mate of mine sent that to me at work today Absolutely hilarious


                • #9
                  Lock your windows ladies....
                  Can you help with foster care?